![]() Of course, if DHT2 involved you running around, popping random annoying partygoers, then later getting tanked and hitting on every consecutive female at the party until you eventually "got some" from an equally fit-shased hottie, this game would kick ass like Doug Perry after a 40 and some Pez. Friend to all nature, whupper of much ass, and all around uber-pimp John McClane has decided to attend a "congrats, you're a warden of a new Vegas jail" party for a friend. In fact, the intro video, which has zero to do with the actual game actually shows signs of more work than the game itself.Īssuming you'll actually care about the plotline after I'm done ripping this game a new one, I'll paint a small picture of what to expect from this shining gem of shite. Instead of focusing development time on making one of the 3 "games" interesting, the development team was apparently more interested pairing off with the marketing team to create pithy taglines like "Viva Las Vegas". It's a classic case of spreading the programming muscle too thin. Bruce will remain untouched, I will never get those days back, and this game has absolutely NOTHING to offer. ![]() And I could have actually used my past couple of days to do something productive. With 3 different mini-games masquerading as a whole game, Die Hard Trilogy 2 could have had one standout section. Let me just warn you now: the review will be filled with plenty of "could have's." I could have filled this review with inane Bruce Willis references, or quotes from the movies. ![]()
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